Can't Take My Red Eyes Off of You

In keeping with the traditional color of the month, I decided to tire myself out during the weekend by bumping up my ranking on Word Racer. Only one thing worked for me here, while I dismally failed in bringing up my score for two nights I succeeded in painting my eyes red for pushing my luck out. Not to worry though I'm not a sore loser in this world, I got my chocolates and roses the next day, so, woo...
I watched in a tv somewhere that there is a secret to finding out what is inside a chocolate from the usual See's, Whitman's, Stover's or whoever's sampler box. And it is not as secret as I imagined it would be. Even if you don't get pointers the only way to find out the core is to eat it "legally blonde"-style -- eat only half of each chocolate. Striped ones (usually white stripes) have fruit fillings inside irregardless of the shape. Plain dark chocolate, with no design whatsoever have smaller nuts or fruits and of course chunky chocs have earrings in them :-D. Round shapes that have marbled designs are chocolate on chocolate or sometimes caramel. Rectangular marbled have sticky stuff inside like toffy, nougat or caramel. Rectangular wrinkly ones have coconuts (any takers? whoever invented almond joy must be out of their minds). And sprinkled ones is I believe nuts and coffee or some other flavor other than chocolate inside...Go ahead eat it, for Valentine's will always be the untimely deal breaker for that New Year's resolution.