Somewhere in Costco There's a Loud Old Woman

Who only speaks the dialect of sex and double meanings (don't mistake this from being drunk, because they tend to be similar) She tried all the free stuff being given away by the manangs. She rambled "I already ate a sausage, all I need are two eggs" with glee in front of the lining customers. She also said she doesn't eat pork because she doesn't like it even if she ate it. And when she made a side comment upon seeing my mole in my face I gave her an uncomfortable silence that sent her on her way to find other people to listen to her.