I Know My Happy Place Now

At the moment it's in the form of a eucalyptus spearmint candle from Bath and Body works. I thought it was going to smell like medicine but the waft was really relaxing sans a sweaty yoga session. In the meantime, I thought the neigborhood Bath and Body had a sudden a nuclear reaction and grew into a gigantic store overnight. They stocked up on food scents in lotions, candles and lip balms -- with probably the psychological hope to supress the craving for real food. So as you would do a double entendre to the line "take your cake and eat it too", I would probably enjoy a dessertful of glycerin, cetyl oil and aloe with a dash of red#5. Or how about a chocolate chip cookie full of paraffin wax...i'm losing my appetite already.

And yeah, i'm not so subtle with the early birthday wish here...although I would appreciate the complete relaxing set on my special day.